North Tek Copacabana

"His name was Toren,
he was a big 'Tak,
with a sword slung by his side,
he cut a swath a mile wide...
He wasn't real bright,
but he was handsome,
and he often caught the eye,
of any gal who happened by."

"But he wanted more from life,
he needed a good wife,
so he wandered into 'Tek to take a break from strife

At the Tavern, the North Tek Tavern, the coolest bar north of the Wastelands, at the Tavern, the North Tek Tavern....Sabrousian passion was always the fashion at the Taaaavernnn....he fell in love...."

"She was Velesti,
a Mafioso,
with criminals at her call,
she ran them with an iron paw...
But she was lonely,
and she had no one,
til this giant Nikitak,
knocked her out of whack..."

"And the sparks really flew,
their love was really true,
nobody ever thought no one ever knew, that

At the Tavern, the North Tek Tavern, the coolest bar north of the Wastelands, at the Tavern, the North Tek Tavern....Sabrousian passion was always the fashion at the Taaaavernnn....they'd fall in love...."

"Vel married Toren,
and they're a couple,
they have a bond that's strong,
a love that will last for very long...
Though they've grown older,
they're still so in love,
joined by a loving heart,
the two will never part..."

"This Chuian and Nikitak,
they often still come back,
to hang out with good friends and just relax

At the Tavern, the North Tek Tavern, the coolest bar north of the Wastelands, at the Tavern, the North Tek Tavern....Sabrousian passion was always the fashion at the Taaaavernnn....they're still in love...."